invitations

The papers that hurt everyone who isn't invited

Them - Can you help me hand out invitations
Me - Sure, am I invited?!
Them -Um...
(Goes home and cries)

invitations by CryingAllDay April 6, 2017

Empty invitations 

When someone really don't want you to go with them but they offer anyways knowing you absolutely cannot go ,that's an empty invitation and it makes them feel good cuz at least they offered.

My boyfriend's such a jerk he's always offered me empty invitations so he thinks that makes him a good guy.

Empty invitations by Darthfraai November 4, 2023

Forced Invitation 

When you hear your (Friend,Family Member) talking about going to a activity.But you aren't invited until you show up to the conversation and they have to invite you or else it would be awkward.

Hey man you guys are gonna go the movie or something i heard you guys talking?

Yeah man do you want to go with us? - "It would be awkward if i don't invite him damn this is a forced invitation"

Forced Invitation by NotEren4Head October 6, 2018

standing invitation

an invitation that says one is always welcome.

You have a open/standing invitation to visit us any time.

standing invitation by srnand June 18, 2017

Diva Invitation 

1.When someone needs to be invited individually to a party several times and possibly, gushed over, and then you wished that they never were invited at all.
2. A person not able to accept or acknowledge a group invitation.
3. There will be Drama

Diva Invitation
Guy 1: Did you invite her to the party?
Guy 2: Yeah, I invited everyone !
Guy 1: yeah, but you know that Chick needs a Diva Invitation to show up at a party.

Diva Invitation by MikeGO November 8, 2007

Inanimate Insanity Invitational 

The third season of II (Inanimate Insanity). It was created by AnimationEpic. This fictional reality show contains 18 contestants. Half are debuters and the other half are veterans.

Alright, with our teams assembeled, it's time for the first challenge. This is inanimate Insanity. Seasonnnnnn.... 1, 2, 3, go!

-MePhone from Inanimate Insanity Invitational

Inanimate Insanity Invitational by kangsaebyeokplayer67 November 21, 2021

invidation 

When a guy invites a girl to an event she really wants to go to, ending up in a possible one date scenario that the girl would never say yes to under any other circumstance.

Girl: I just got an invidation from Peter to go to Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Playoff.
Friend: Don't you hate that guy.
Girl: yeah, but they're great seats.

invidation by Muntzzz September 12, 2011