humpy dumpy 

1. the act of having sex with someone shortly before ending a relationship. Also known as "loving an leaving" or "goodbye sex".

2. Figurine, statue, or plus character of a bear in a Humpty Dumpty suit

1. I gave her the good ol' humpy dumpy since the relationship was in the toilet anyway.

2. I bought the cutest little Humpy Dumpy figurine online today.

humpy dumpy by Jay Dower May 30, 2006

humpy dumpy 

Someone with a big dump truck asss. Someone who prefers a dirty bulk diet and is therefore on the larger end (almost pregnant looking). It is vital to avoid these people as they track their calories and spend 3 hours daily at the gym, whilst showing no results but keep saying 'the cut will be insane!'

Have you seen Dylan Wood recently, he's got a fat asss from all that bulking. May as well call him humpy dumpy Dylan!

humpy dumpy by humpydumpydylan February 21, 2023

humpty dump 

Noun. A low-grade bordello; a cheap whorehouse.

"Within two years of first kissing the crack pipe, Carla went from a high-priced call girl to a Times Square humpty dump before peddling her ass out on the street. Now, she dead."

humpty dump by Twathenge April 10, 2006

Humpty dump 

A man keeps humping his dates today he gets them all Jeezy and runs around with his underwear off

Humpty Dump

Humpty dump by Kingofdick November 6, 2019

humpty dump 

the name of the first dump you take after someone cums in your ass

I just took the runniest humpty dump

humpty dump by techstep April 22, 2006

humpdy dumpdy 

He was an egg that used to be alive! yeah its true coz theres even a song about him init!

Humpdy Dumpdy sat on a wall
Humpdy Dumpdy had a great fall
All The Kings Horses
And all The Kings Men
Couldnt put Humpdy together again

humpdy dumpdy by Ganjiman March 16, 2004

Humpty Dump 

Nickname Given to the Metrodome, the major sports venue in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

We're the Minnesota Vikings and we're just a pile of junk, we play in a dome they call the Humpty-Dump.

Humpty Dump by JonathanChance October 1, 2003