hood beats 

To beat someone with a random blunt object, often found on the ground.

"these old table legs would make great hood beats"

hood beats by jermery May 22, 2008

Hoofbeats 

A term that encompasses all possible vocabulary, and whos definition is varying, instead, whos meaning varies based on the context it is used it, and also the users tone.

Evan: Last night I jerked off so hard i tore a layer of skin off my twanger.

Devin: HOOFBEATS! (High pitched, in this form, meaning Ouch)

Original context: Joe Dirt "You want me to put my head to the ground and listen for HOOfbeats?"

Similar to the Southpark episode in which the alien races' language was composed of only one word "Marklar" and whos meaning was determined based on context.

Hoofbeats by Flaypin daypoo September 23, 2007

hoodbeating 

20 or 30 people laying hands on a victim which consists of fists and feet

Yo this nigga fucked up now he got to catch a hoodbeating

hoodbeating by Waxyourmom January 11, 2020