holy carpola 

The Mormon or otherwise oppressive way of saying holy crap or holy crapola

Kid goes to church with parents.
Parents are cult-following LDS members.
Kid finds out it's all a lie.
Kid exclaims, "Holy Carpola!"

holy carpola by TheNewLucilleBallstrikesagain,thistime,#2..noshit.punsintended April 30, 2008

[Holy crapola] 

An expression meaning you’re surprised. It's a different way of saying, "Holy crap!"

“Holy crapola, it’s raining!”

“Holy crapola, I can’t believe I just beat the high score!”

[Holy crapola] by Kplumb August 3, 2008