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hobo snatch

verb. you can be victum or offender.
1)the act of snatching or stealing the only object of a hobo (a homeless person).
2)the act of a hobo snatching something of yours and claiming it as their own.
1)
person a: hahah look it's a hobo!!
person b: let's hobo snatch his blanket...
person a: okay!
*person steals hobo's blanket*
(the hobo now owns zero possesions)
2)
*person holding onto a can of soup and walking by a hobo*
*hobo steals the can of soup*
person: hey!! dude, that's mine!!
hobo: umm.. no..this is MINE!!!
person: you can't just hobo snatch me, jerk!!
hobo snatch by alliecat:) February 23, 2011
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hobo snatching 

when ever 2 or more hobos are eating out of the same can of canned food and one of the hobos takes his fork(or other utensil) and takes the food off of another hobo's utensil, usually a mark of the elusive Alpha-hobo
Rufus-"Man that my ramen noodle bitch!"

annonoymous hobo-"No! i have been hobo snatched!"

Rufus-"B.F.K. FO' LIFE BITCHES!!!"

HoboWatcher-"OMG, the rare and exciting Alpha-Hobo!!! GET THE CAMERA!!"
hobo snatching by clifton062 July 18, 2005

Snapchat Hobo 

A Snapchat user who posts an image or a link to a product they want, but can't afford for whatever reason, and ask their friends to purchase it for them. Snapchat Hobos are typically teenagers and are not well-liked among their peers.
"Oh my God, can you believe Mackenzie is asking for drinks on her story all the time?"
"I know, she's a total Snapchat Hobo."
Snapchat Hobo by javigato June 15, 2018

hobosnatch

When a shaved/waxed vagina begins to show regrowth, thusly resembling the unshaven, unkempt face of a hobo.
"I got a Brazilian wax four weeks ago but have decided to grow it out again, I'm currently rockin' a hobosnatch.
hobosnatch by beardanger March 12, 2014