high-five-low-five

While spitroasting a lady the two gentleman give first a high five (see eiffel tower) and then a low five beneath the aforementioned lady.

never high-five-low-five a pregnant chick

high-five-low-five by aaaaarghmonster November 6, 2009

high-five to the low-two 

A kick to the nuts. Refers to the five toes of the kicker's foot rising up to mash the two testicles of the recipient's ball-bag.

When my boss called me into the office to review my job performance, she said that if I'd spent more time working than reading Urban Dictionary, I'd still have a job on Monday. It was a real high-five to the low-two.

high-five to the low-two by TerribleDH March 20, 2011

Half-way Low One-finger High-five

When two people, both equipped with a penis, smash their genitals together in a short clap, much like Docking

guy A: "I sure would like to give that man a Half-way Low One-finger High-five, if you know what i mean..."

guy B: "I have no idea what youre talking about..."

Half-way Low One-finger High-five by OneViolence April 9, 2016