hickory smoker 

when your friend is sleeping. gently rest your ass on his face. and as he/she wakes up let out a nice juicy fart

when wayne wakes up i am gonna give him a hot hairy hickory smoker

hickory smoker by r bauer July 17, 2006

hickory smoked horse buttholes

Something great to have as an appetizer at your next dinner party.

Basically self explanatory.


Used in the episodes of Dr. Tran.

"I think you really suck and you should just like go die."

"Oh really? Well, you're a stupid little bitch."

"Umm, did anyone ever tell you you're a really BIG cockface?"

"Go eat some hickory smoked horse buttholes."

hickory smoked horse buttholes by poopy bunghole August 12, 2008

Hickory Smoked Butthole 

When a gay guy putts Hickory Honey ham into his partner's butt and starts licking it rapidly.

He licked the Hickory Smoked Butthole

Hickory Smoked Butthole by bobbyb15 December 19, 2011

hickory smoked minute clinic

(Disclaimer): Can only be performed when fucking after a barbecue.

The hickory smoked minute clinic is performed by taking the leftover, uncooked hickory smoked bacon (from the barbecue) and first wrapping it around your dick. Once this action is completed you may proceed to take your meat covered cock and pork your girlfriend for exactly one minute. As soon as you pull out you must take the uncooked bacon and make her eat it exactly how it is.

"Yo I just saw Redneck Sam give that girl a Hickory Smoked Minute Clinic behind the Grill!"

hickory smoked minute clinic by TheRealPD February 3, 2015

hickory smoked sausage 

a black mans penis (usually shortened to hickory)

she got down on her knees and sucked his hickory

hickory smoked sausage by yogi May 25, 2004

hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley 

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.

" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.

hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley by cam clyde November 5, 2009

The Hickory Smoke 

When you light a girls pubes on fire and the smoke that comes off of it is the hickory smoke.

Yo, you smell that? that's the hickory smoke!

The Hickory Smoke by xa1e January 19, 2022