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Hand Grenade

The Ugly friend of the Hot Chick that you want to hook up with. Someone has to "jump on the hand grenade" so the other can get to the hottie.
Jay had to jump on the hand grenade so that i could hook up with her hot friend.
Hand Grenade by Scotty2Hotty99 August 16, 2008

Hand Grenade

When a guy hasn't jacked off in a really long time, so he has two "hand grenades" in his pants. He uses his hand to 'pull the pin,' and the Hand Grenades explode, ejecting 'shrapnel.'
Dude, I didn't jack off for like a week, and when I pulled the pin last night, my Hand Grenades EXPLODED!!!!!
Hand Grenade by totallynotaposer August 30, 2016

Hand Grenade

A nickname for the Australian VB (Victoria Bitter) beer stubby. These bottles are shaped like hand grenades, hence the name.
Ill take a six pack of hand grenades thanks cunt
Hand Grenade by Ozzie IBBO June 22, 2010

hand grenade

When a session of fingering your girl starts to get a little dull, let it all end with a bang. Slip your fist inside of her vag, and without warning, extend all of your fingers as far as they can reach. The expression on her face should resemble some sort of surprise.
It was a rather uneventful night until I busted out my ammunition and let that bitch have a hand grenade.

When I saw the slightest hint of boredom in her eyes, I busted out a hand grenade that would have had the vietcong shaking in their boots.
hand grenade by bdams August 16, 2003

Hand Grenade

When a man masturbates and cums into his hand and then throws the semen at/or on his sexual partner.. Then the spunk that lands there is considered "shrapnel".
Joey totally hand grenaded his Girlfriend when she wasn't prepared sending "shrapnel" all over her face.
Hand Grenade by anonymous mom76 September 10, 2010

hand grenade

Mickey's Malt Liquor, sold in bottles which resemble a hand grenade.
"I'm in New York at the Puerto Rican day parade,
then at night I'm in New Orleans drinkin hand grenades." - Ludacris: Pimpin' All Over the World
hand grenade by Kyle H September 28, 2005