hamster mom 

A mom that frequently takes the virginity of younger men.

Your moms been hanging around with our friends quite a bit lately, you sure she isn't a hamster mom?

hamster mom by Tugboi April 19, 2017

hamster mouse moment 

A phenomenon when you see something so cute it makes you cry. Like a hamster (computer) mouse. A hamster mouse is so cute it makes you cry.

Guy: Why are you crying?
Girl: I just had a hamster mouse moment.

hamster mouse moment by Awek November 24, 2020

hamstermoose 

Strange looking animal that is related to the lobstergoose. Hamster head with attached moose antlers and very long moose legs and a moose body. Usually wears a blindfold in case it sees a mirror because of its ugliness. Sometimes wears a sweater and has been known to be gay. Makes a loud noise that can only be heard by dogs.

A hamstermoose is the lobstergooses cousin.

hamstermoose by caroline111 July 19, 2009