hammer gel

Hammer Gel is any form of lubrication used for jacking off.

Bill got a hand full of hammer gel and wacked it

hammer gel by Five 0 August 2, 2010

Hammerbelt 

A belt full of hammers.
Also charades...

Teacher: gestures

Students: two syllables?
Teacher: AGGRESSIVELY nods. Gestures, Hammer and points at a belt
Students: hammerbelt?... kammerzelt!

Hammerbelt by ponyo_ramen March 13, 2019

hammergency 

When you run out of ham for a sandwich.

Alas, It's a hammergency we have run out of ham for our sandwiches.

hammergency by sbird August 17, 2015