ham damn 

When you have eaten to much ham and you can not take a shit.

Boy I eat way to much ham now I have a Ham Damn and I can shit.

ham damn by Pnltbox January 24, 2017

Ham Slam Damnit

Said with a southern accent, this is what you say when you want to swear but there are kids present. May sound like "hem slem demmeh" when properly pronounced (with the "e" said like "pet" or "eh").

"Oh, my wife cheated? Ham Slam Damnit!"

"Ham Slam Damnit, I stubbed my toe!"

Ham Slam Damnit by dontforgetthetoast July 11, 2024