haggis breasts 

someone with a large bust which doesn't look natural and who is so scaffy that they clearly couldn't afford a boob job therefore they are obviously made of some sort of cheap/tacky/disguisting material the best one is haggis

abi titmus has haggis breasts/sewage breasts/papermache breasts etc.

haggis breasts by el capitano December 12, 2004

haggis breasts 

aka "Cheater tits", usually when a chick loses a lot of weight but still has the fat in her chest. THey are usually saggy and nasty

Man, Sandy sure has a big rack! But shit, they're nothing but haggis!

haggis breasts by radmax May 22, 2005