gumballism

gum·ball·i·cism
/ˈɡəmbôləˌsizəm/
noun
1. the expression of critical and unnecessarily mean comments towards another by means of exaggerated metaphors.

'Whats a gumballism?'
'Like, your face looks like a cat trying to claw its way out of a melon.'

gumballism by Celtrix June 22, 2017

Gumballism

When you say unnecessarily mean things like, "Your face looks like a cat trying to claw its way out of a melon."

How about you just stick to being nice and stay away from the usual Gumballisms?

Gumballism by Bruvlodski August 9, 2022

Sugar Cane and Gumballs 

The act of taking the penis and balls dipping them into Kool aid and then sticking them in any flavor of sugar you desire. then having your women suck on it so it is tasty for her.

His Sugar cane and Gumballs were delicous!!!!

Sugar Cane and Gumballs by Erectial dysfunction April 24, 2010

GREEN GUMBALLS 

The term used to describe when one witnesses another person knowingly bullshitting and lying their ass off. This person usually has no life of their own, and must make up stories so others will listen.

Man, Gillis was spewing green gumballs all over the parts counter this morning. He said "Hey guys I got the cashiers phone number last night, i think i am finally gonna get my dick wet. " Then the green gumball morter went off ... " I was riding my kx500 down I-4 with a tittie dancer on the back high on cocaine headed back to my moms house for dinner and was dragging knee so bad i had to get stitches. "

GREEN GUMBALLS by jessie34 May 27, 2007

Gumballin' 

referencing Gumball 3000, this means to drive aggressively and greatly exceeding the speed limit, usually for fun or to make a getaway.

I Gumballed all the way home today.

Lets Gumball that hill.

I had to Gumball the cops last nite.

Gumballin' by bsdsolomon November 19, 2003

Green Gumballs 

When someone around you is knowingly lying or bullshitting another person.

"Man, yesterday at bifflo, I was on the starter gate, and my KX500 took off backwards into the crowd. I picked her up though, and ran the race in reverse."

OR

"The cashier gave me her phone # last night, I can't wait to get her back to my moms house and finally get some action"

Man, the green gumballs were all over the parts counter today!

Green Gumballs by jessie34 May 19, 2007

peanut butter and gumballs 

The best topping combo for Pizza, as seen by Crazy Eyes

"peanut butter and gumballs, good combo"

peanut butter and gumballs by Badwick Tsuraide July 20, 2006