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Gothardite 

A derogatory term for those following the quasi-cultic teachings of William (Bill) Gothard, usually from his Basic Seminar or from the homeschooling organization named Advanced Training Institute (ATI).
Mark is such a Gothardite; he never listens to rock music or talks to girls at all.

See also IBLP
Gothardite by jay February 21, 2005
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Gothardite 

Avid follower of Christian teacher Bill Gothard's IBLP (and often ATI) teachings. Usually meant as an insult by heathen.
"Did you see that family of eight with the navy and blue clothes? I'll bet they are Gothardites."
Gothardite by Ford February 19, 2005
The act of changing the name of someone else’s pet and convincing that person to start calling said pet by their new name. Someone capable of performing a Gothard is marked as an elite influencer who can either use their power to further mankind, or bring it to it’s ultimate destruction.

There are two levels to Gothering:

Level 1, or “job well done”: Change the name of the pet and convince the owner to call the pet by their new name, but owner remembers that the name came from someone else. They are aware of being Gothard and know that they did not come up with the name themselves.

Level 2, or “Inception”: Change the name of the pet and influence the owner to call the pet by a new name, but leave the owner fully convinced that they came up with the name and that is what the pet has always gone by. This is the highest level of Gothering and has only been achieved once by Jesus Christ himself. It was attempted again by Voldemort in the early 1980's but was deemed too difficult.
Julianne's dog's name was Petunia but everyone hated it so Chris performed a Gothard and now it goes by Magnus Warrior King.
Gothard by wilsoniam August 12, 2012
To hate something for reason at all other than to hate it.
I hate you. Why? I just do. Shut up! "gothard"
Gothard by General C October 10, 2011

gortharmorbipods 

What to say to someone after they say the word "we" to confuse and stun them.
Person 1: I should play something

Person 2: Do you mean "we"?
Person 1: gortharmorbipods
gortharmorbipods by Psychedddd December 11, 2023

gortharmorbipods 

What to say to someone after they say the word "we" to confuse and stun them.
Person 1: I should play something

Person 2: Don't you mean "WE??"
Person 1: gortharmorbipods
gortharmorbipods by Psychedddd December 28, 2023