glass monkey

A person who is addicted to Crck, Meth or any number of drugs consumed by smoking in a glass pipe.

"I was sitting at the red light and this glass monkey came to my window and asked for some change."

glass monkey by J_Wizzo April 20, 2006

Glass monkey

Autoglass technician who’s main concern is to get the job done as fast as possible. of vehicles to “stuff” the windshield and “forgetting” to grind down rust, as well as primer application. Usually leaving blue or green tape around the top and sides of the new windshield to hold it in place as the glue they use out of date and cheap. Frequently breaking molding clips and gluing them down to leave a headache for the next technician.A long knife is this mans best friend.

Damnit, these moldings aren’t coming off in one piece, some glass monkey must have been here

Glass monkey by Chipnorris September 29, 2021

grass monkey 

A marijuana addict, a stoner, a pothead. "Grass" is a well-known term for marijuana.

Curious George always wondered what the Man in the Yellow Hat has been smoking lately that smelled so good. And so George then sneaked into a weed cabinet which the Man in the Yellow Hat has left unattended, grabbed a few J's and a lighter and then started enjoying himself. He could not stop afterwards. What a grass monkey he now is!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

grass monkey by Mark H October 2, 2005

Grass Monkey 

A ghetto drank. Made by filling a cup half full with Busch Light. Then you peel a fresh orange. Squeeze the orange into the drank. After the orange is fully squeezed pour the rest of the Busch Light into the cup. Drink the Grass Monkey.

A Grass Monkey is Busch Light filled with a squeezed orange.

Grass Monkey by Bunty n KMac May 4, 2008

Grass Monkey Landscaping 

Best lawn maintenance and landscaping service in middle Georgia.

Hey Brian, your yard looks like shit! Get Grass Monkey Landscaping to come take care of your mess.

Grass Monkey Landscaping by Grass Monkey Landscaping January 21, 2021

Red Grass Monkey

A red cow that is born and lives on a farm.

"Don't have anymore red grass monkeys"

Red Grass Monkey by cowsaredope May 24, 2024

monkey grass 

marijuana, ganja, grass!! do u get it yet?

lets go mow that monkey grass sucka

monkey grass by individual March 6, 2005