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1: tending to occur among members of a family usually by heredity; "an inherited disease"; "familial traits"; "genetically transmitted features" 2: of or relating to or produced by or being a gene; "genic combinations"; "genetic code" 3: of or relating to the science of genetics; "genetic research"
"The genetic structure of humans is not dissimilar to that of silkworms: observe the blah blah blah blah..."

"He looks just like his sister... it must be genetic."

"Look at that freak. Maybe he's a victim of genetic research"
genetic by isquil jackson April 6, 2003
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Genetic Research 

1. Research relating to genes or inherited characteristics. Gene mapping, gene sequencing, and so on.

2. Masturbation, especially male masturbation as it usually leads to the expulsion of raw male genetic material.
Scientist: I'm going to determine the relative positions of genes on a DNA molecule.


Guy 1: Hey, I've been trying to call you all afternoon! Where have you been?

Guy 2: At home conducting a little genetic research.

Guy 1: One of my favorite pastimes.
Genetic Research by nuclearplants October 22, 2008

Genetic Gold Mine 

A person with no genetic flaws, the kind of person who would have good children
Girl: "Do you see that boy over there? He's so hot"
Girl #2: "I know, he's a total genetic gold mine!"
Genetic Gold Mine by sitss July 26, 2010

Genetic freak 

One who is a freak of nature. Mostly used to describe one's superior physical abilities but can also be used for superior mental abilities.
Lebron James could dunk when he was 14, he's just a genetic freak.

That guy Marco is a genetic freak, he barely works out and eats fast food all the time, but he has a six pack.
Genetic freak by MagicMarco April 6, 2013

GENETIC JACKHAMMER 

(said of a man) a prolific fornicator or fuckster who produces an abundant amount of children;
a man whose procreative propensity and capability invariably results in ample progeny.
With 11 children, 26 grandchildren, and 7 great grandchildren, I must say that Bob must have been quite the genetic jackhammer in his day.
GENETIC JACKHAMMER by weave September 1, 2003

Genetic Dumpster 

I just got told-off by some self-entitled single mother for bumping into her genetic dumpster at the mall!

Genetic Dead End 

A homosexual who will not pass on his genetics to his offspring. Coined by Stephen Colbert, literally means a dead end for your family's genetics.
"Tyler told me he was gay; wait until his parents find out he's a genetic dead end.