gaviscon 

a popular heartburn/indigestion medicine that has ads.

if its ad were to be published with the song "This is my kingdom come" .

you will become horny.

doctor: i prescribe your failing heart with 7 major complications with gaviscon.

guy with failing heart: thank you.

gaviscon by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid July 19, 2021

gaviscon 

While the word gaviscon is commonly attributed to a certain brand of heartburn and indigestion treatments, it has a completely different meaning that has not entered even the simplest of household vernaculars.

It means:
1) A ridiculously incompetent or underperforming individual in a particular area,
2) An extremely prevalent disappointment,
3) A person whose vocabulary routinely involves profanity and biological accusation and is generally a cock,
4) Something with low-standards.

1) The way Mary handles spreadsheets is disgusting. I have half a mind to fire that gaviscon.

2) Mate! You see that fookin' goal last night? What a fookin' gaviscon mate!

3) "You all fondle children and **** yourselves in the ****ing ******* you ****ing ******"
"Sod off, you gaviscon."

4) Hello, I'm Jeremy Clarkson, and you're watching Top Gear.

gaviscon by englebert January 18, 2013

Gaviscon moment 

The act of one shooting their muck too early.

As Amanda began to undo Rodney's trousers he was unable to contain himself and suffered a gaviscon moment

Gaviscon moment by Bianca Deslop November 14, 2016

gaviscoff 

someone one who eats bare gaviscon

hes a right gaviscoff he nicked my mums gaviscon bruv

gaviscoff by veganito April 10, 2019