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fishsticker 

A typically self-righteous fundamentalist who affixes a fish sticker on the bumper of his or her motor vehicle to indicate Jesus is riding shotgun. Fishstickers believe that Jesus wants them to drive in the fast lane at ultra-conservative speed, and the astute motorist will recognize the fishsticker in a pattern of traffic ahead passing to the right of a mini-van. 'Fishsticker' is often used to indicate ultra-conservative.
"I knew Tabitha and I were star-crossed lovers upon discovery that her parents were fishsticker Republicans."
fishsticker by Mo Dixley March 21, 2012

these fishsticks are hard as tits 

extreme expression of dissaproval; derived from the tourettes guy
one day billy bob gets fired and exclaims:'these fishsticks are hard as tits!!"

fishstick farts 

Flatulence that is the byproduct of dirt-cheap fish dipped in over-salted egg batter, frozen, later fried in rancid, unhealthy oil, and then forcefully blown out of one’s nether-hole.
When I was growing up there was nothing worse than the horrific smell of an elementary school cafeteria on Fridays, thanks to fishstick farts.

Fishsticks

Cartman: Do you like fishsticks?

Kanye West: Yeah.

Cartman: You're a gay fish.

Kanye West: What?! Why e'rybody startin' des rumors 'bout me?! I ain't no gay fish!
Fishsticks by CFirenze April 10, 2009

Mr Fishstick

Mr Fishstick is the definition of a flex (and a tryhard at surviv) (that plays on mobile)
Person 1: Ah, look at my beautiful 28 you noobs. I got it on my beautiful iPad Air, y’all have trash stuff I have the best iPads
Person 2: What a Mr Fishstick you are
Person 1: blah blah
Person 2: blah blah
Mr Fishstick by Noeb7 January 6, 2020

siberian fishstick 

A sexual act in which the dude wraps his dick with an ice pack for 20 mins, then uses his ice-cold cock to bang the chick.
"I gave that bitch a siberian fishstick last night, and she was complaining about frostbite all morning."