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filthy fifths 

1) (verb) Like sloppy seconds or floppy fourths but much dirtier... typically happens to the ugliest guy at a gang bang.

2) (noun) Typically a female who is willing to a partake in such an exercise will have a chach like a wizards sleeve as so many have been through her before, willing males are typically found drinking out the bottom of a keg, usually having found their beer goggles much earlier in the night and so not particularly aware that said female is the equivalent of the village bicycle.
1)That dude is fugly.. he's be damn LUCKY to get filthy fifths in a gang bang... with a one legged crack whore.

2) She is a filthy fiths slutbag.
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A slang term that is given to Fifth Graders at a Junior High School. It is usually derogatorily used by older students to make fun of the younger, less knowledgeable Fifth Graders. It is similar to the way in which people in High School like to make fun of the Freshman.
Fifth Grader: "What are you guys doing?"

Seventh & Eighth Graders: "Nothing.Go away, you stupid fifthy!"

Smithy fifthy 

Yooo whats up smithy fifthy
I love you smithy fifthy
Smithy you are short as fuck