Faucet Ass

The act of uncontrollable, watery diarrhea that keeps you from leaving the house all day. A non-stop undesirable bodily function that acts like a running faucet.

"Hey Phil what's up with running to the john all day, don't you have to go to work?"
"Yeah man, I do, I just can't turn off my Faucet Ass."

Faucet Ass by Carol L. June 22, 2014

faucet ass

A condition in which the fecal excrement consists mainly of liquid water which can in severe cases lead to dehydration.

That Mexican food gave me a serious case of faucet ass.

Did someone turn the shower on?

--No, thats just Jim and his faucet ass

faucet ass by wankernutz February 7, 2004

faucet ass

When your ass runs like a faucet. Perhaps the worst way to take a poop, it can often burn on the way out, and may vary from a leaky sink to a power washer on max pressure setting in strength.

Ugh, my ass has been running like a faucet! I'm mildly upset about this!

You mean faucet ass, John.

faucet ass by Buffalo Souljah April 3, 2008

Ass Faucet

Diheria so sever it comes out like water out of a bath tub faucet

Matt: Man last night I had the Worst ass faucet ever!
John: Ass faucet? What's that?
Matt: Well you know how water comes out of a faucet...?
John: yeah?....ohhhhhh gross!.
Matt: yeah i'm surprised I didn't keep you up all night.

Ass Faucet by omgpoopmachine January 23, 2009