farters day 

It's a national holiday when you can freely fart without judgement

Happy Farters day

farters day by Mrs. Farticoulas June 20, 2020

Wetter than the farmers daughter on church day 

When some where’s really wet and soggy...
Cause the farmers daughter is always wet on church day

Bro1:Dude did you see outside

Bro2:yah it’s wetter than the farmers daughter on church day out there.

Wetter than the farmers daughter on church day by Actualcrispy October 6, 2020