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Kyle Falconer

Kyle Francis Falconer

Lead singer of the Scottish indie rock band 'The View'

Born of the 6th of June 1987, in Dundee Scotland, he writes The View's songs along with their bass guitarist Kieren Webster.

The most beautiful man in the entire world, his Dundonian accent is the incredible and never fails to give me butterflies. His mop of beautiful brown curls fit his perfect face so amazingly, I practically orgasm every time I see them.

Many English people cannot understand Kyle's wonderful voice, unlike me (I am English too), but they are incredibly uneducated.

E.G: I dinnae give a shite, man <--- This is an example of a phrase Kyle uses on a daily basis, beautiful? I know right.
"Hey, who's that amazing, beautiful, lovely, sweet, cute, fantastic, hilarious man over there?"
"Oh, him? He's Kyle Falconer."

Atlanta Falcons

The Atlanta Falcons are a team that can never hold a lead in the 4th quarter of any football game. Usually Choking a 15+ point lead in less than 10 minutes.
Chad: Did you see the Atlanta Falcons Choke to the Bears the other day?
Brad: Yea Their such Dogshit.
Atlanta Falcons by Papa.Pubes. September 29, 2020
One of the best fucking power/folk metal bands in the world. Hailing from Sweden, Falconer has released seven albums between 2001 and 2011. The current (and past) lead vocalist is Mathias Blad, though Kristoffer Göbel was featured on Falconer's third and fourth albums. Falconer sings about such things as epic quests, shipwrecks, traditional folk songs, and falcons.
Falconer fucking rules.
falconer by scorpiogtx1 July 30, 2012
a person who breeds and trains hawks/falcons and/or follows the sport of falconry
He/She has been a falconer his/her entire life
falconer by zhadow September 15, 2006

Atlanta Falcons

A team that used to suck big time but now are a couple years away from they're first super bowl
Guy 1: The atlanta falcons are kicking ass
Guy 2: Yeah in a few years they're winning the super bowl
Atlanta Falcons by idym February 24, 2011

Brown Falconer

When you deposit fecal matter on your clenched fist and proceed to strike a female companion.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a Brown Falconer

What the fuck is that?

It's when you shit on your fist and a punch a bitch!