factbrary 

(opposite of LIEbrary)
someone who has all the facts about everything.
someone who knows most every useless sports trivia fact.
someone with all the answers.

man, he sure knows a lot.
yeah, he's a real factbrary i would say.

factbrary by Jesse Colburn February 14, 2008

fauxbrary 

A room or portion of a room that consists of book and other shelving that gives the appearance of a library when space is limited.

Join me in the fauxbrary for a cup of cocoa and a good book.

fauxbrary by TsarinaCole February 21, 2011