europants

n: trousers worn by Europeans that have many unusually placed pockets and zippers that serve no purpose. n: a band from San Francisco.

"I can't tell if that guy is German or gay because of his europants"

europants by http://www.myspace.com/europants January 2, 2007

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Europan Hookmouth

The Europan hookmouth is a secondary consumer commonly found swimming near hydrothermal hotspots in the depths of Jupiter's Europa. Reaching lengths of up to 6 feet, the creature probes into the gaps in the rocky vents with a keratinous beak, reinforced to withstand the extreme temperatures. In periods of rest it uses its claspers to cling onto the vents, due to the variable amount of vents produced by tidal heating, the creature builds up a large adipose reserve on its back for long travels. Primary consists of pseudocrustaceans.

Person96: Hey dude did you hear about the leaked NASA documents showing the Europan Hookmouth at the depths of Europa's ocean?
Person412: What the fuck?

Europan Hookmouth by 9klco April 24, 2023

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Europenis

a person from or inhabiting Europe who is an absolute dick.

Person 1: Did you meet the new european guy?
Person 2: Yeah, he's an absolute Europenis.

Europenis by HM Smith September 21, 2014

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Eurobangs

Part of a hairstyle for women. The bangs feather slightly, and are wavy, styled off to the side. Usually the rest of the hair is feathered or flipped. Frequently spotted on R-and-B divas.

Mariah's retro-flip is kind of cute, but she needs to lose the Eurobangs.

Eurobangs by SJ Alexander August 25, 2003