dusty pirate 

A sexual act which occurs when a man stuffs a woman's vagina full of sand and then proceeds to have intercourse with her. Dusty Pirate's are obviously performed principally in coastal areas, and often include cinnamon lube to heighten the sensation for both parties.

Wow, Jim really layed into Ali with that Dusty Pirate last night on the beach

dusty pirate by Allex July 20, 2008

dusty pirate key 

Same as a pirate key, just add cocaine to fingers or bootyhole.

Damn homegirl that gave me that dusty pirate key left a nail in my butt that im just feeling now....cus the coke wore off and is no longer numb...

dusty pirate key by Lolo2dafloyo July 15, 2019

Dust Pirate 

An younger individual (commonly male, but sometimes female) who frequently makes attempts at sexual conquests with other indivuals over the age of 60.

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear Billy banged this this dude's grandma?"
Person 2: "No, but I'm not surprised, Billy is such a dust pirate."

Dust Pirate by YourAssassin May 30, 2016