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dumbonics 

The language of choice for those who try to speak intelligently by using words they do not understand and end up sounding dumb as f***. Very common among the ex-spouse species.
I don't understand your ex-wife. Does she speak dumbonics?
dumbonics by dmaestas March 2, 2010
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Debonics 

Faux urban ghetto misspelling slang used by Dr. Deb Frisch in her blog posts and comments around the blogosphere.
"I couldn't understand anything she wrote because it was nothing but Debonics."
Debonics by McGehee September 6, 2006

Dibonic Shit 

The most horrendus, ghastly, smelly, retarded, gooey, raging, shitty shit on the face of the planet. God help you if you know someone that takes these kinds of shits.
Shawndavious: Ay man, listen I understand you taking a big dump in there, but you gotta get out of my bathroom eventually.

David: Alright man, I'm out! Thanks for letting me use your toilet, I was holding that in for 9 days!

Shawndavious: It's cool man-*Smells something Dibonic* MAN WHAT THE FUCK?!!!? BOY DID YOU TAKE A DIBONIC SHIT!?!

David: Yeah.... sorry man, hey I mean Febreze is on sale?

*Shawndavious pulls out a glock and shoots and kills David. He then proceeds to strap dibonic explosives to himself and blows up.
Dibonic Shit by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER December 26, 2022

duhoniched 

When someone beats you at the very last possible second in a Mario Kart race, most likely using items (such as mushrooms or a star).
I was way ahead of Zack for the entire race, and then he got a star and Duhoniched me right at the finish line.
duhoniched by idioteque_555 September 12, 2009

Debonics 

The ability to temporarily alter one's speech patterns, vocabulary, and grammar from native Ebonics to a more standardized style of the English language, with the goal of improving communication and understanding.
You'd never guess my cousin was raised in the hood by his mastery of debonics around wealthy clients.
Debonics by Vellichor May 19, 2018
Some who tries to cover up political bias or incompetence by lying or spinning the truth;

See also Spinyella.
That guy sure is a dubnick.
dubnick by BernieV242 January 13, 2011