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Dry Turkey 

A person who acts unusually white/uncool, lame ect. Much like "jive turkey" just a bit worse.
"Man! you're such a dry turkey!"
"Dude ditch the dry turkey"
"Oh really? At least im not a dry turkey"
Dry Turkey by Jamba098 October 15, 2013
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Dry Turkey 

The counter to "turkey moist." When you reflect on a bad decision and opt for personal growth and change.
Question: I heard you held back on going out during COVID after spreading it to your family following Thanksgiving.

Response: That's right. No longer turkey moist for me. Dry turkey these days my friend!
Dry Turkey by Bonetorno April 6, 2021

Dry Turkey 

A year where one has not engaged in sexual intercourse.

A dry spell lasting a year.
We knew he was going overseas and with that tattoo on his arm would have a hard time meeting ladies. Without our intervention there would be a dry turkey situation. He needed his balls buttered.