douchmuffin 

Like a douchbag except worse....more insulting....

Dude....you're a fucking douchmuffin!

douchmuffin by Jorygw January 2, 2009

douchemuffin

same meaning as the word douchebag but has more zip and playfulness

Boss: Lowly Unpaid Intern,get my coffee and it better be here soon or else you'll be looking in the paper for a new job while living in a cardboard box {leaves room}

Receptionist: That dude's an asswipe

Intern: No,he's a total douchemuffin

douchemuffin by Blair_Mowry_Grant January 22, 2012

duckmuffin 

The worst word to call someone, according to Bree Essrig.

"She's such a duckmuffin"
*everyone gasps*

duckmuffin by mooilikecheese September 24, 2015

douchemuffin

some one who is weak, a pansy, or someone who does lots of stupid stuff

Jay Warren is a major douchemuffin

douchemuffin by fagh8er December 11, 2004

douschemuffin 

Someone who is retarded, a complete and total douschebag.

Sparky is the biggest douschemuffin at El Toro high school.

douschemuffin by fags'r'us December 11, 2004

DoucheMuffin

his names greg.
and hes a douchemuffin.

henryetta; who tha fuck is that yo

joseph; thats greg

henryetta; oh hes a total douchemuffin FOR SURE.

DoucheMuffin by henryettaIMAGIRL August 7, 2009