douche whap 

Uncommonly used as an insult.
One who is utterly equal to a piece of cloth used to wipe up a vaginal cleansing stream.

Stop it boy, your being a damn douche whap.

douche whap by Jonathan Wines February 15, 2006

douchewhacker 

An absolute dumbass.

(while driving) Did you see that douchewhacker cut that guy off!?

douchewhacker by wadicus June 24, 2009

Douchewhip 

Someone who is a bloody douchewhip.

You're a douchewhip.

Douchewhip by Not a douchewhip December 9, 2011