disturco

A disturco is characterized as a female who continually devours food and never stops. She feeds with her counterpart called a buonpane as they lack the chemical in the brain to signal fullness so they will forever be gaining weight.

Disturco eats like a MOTHERFU*KA

disturco by coolest kid alive July 1, 2004

disturbole 

Related to hyperbole but instead exhibiting irrational behaviors characteristic of deluded, demonic, or disturbed speech. People exhibiting disturbole label individuals or organizations as synonymous to the evilest examples of practices or behaviors from history, given without notable evidence, and used in place of logic to dehumanize and silence dissenting opinions.

Joe saw Jackie at a recent peaceful protest on the passage of a healthcare bill and called her a fascist, exhibiting disturbole in characterizing an individual he disagrees.

disturbole by sliderbot June 8, 2023

disturbo 

The clown you don't hire twice.

"Where were you this morning?"
"I got a job entertaining little kids as a birthday party clown. Here look at the costume I made ..."
*Puts on mask*
"You are not wearing that to Children's birthday parties."
"I call myself 'Disturbo the clown you don't hire twice'."

Pears Before Swine, Stephan Pastis, Rat, Goat

disturbo by Diamondback Darell June 15, 2017

Disturboner 

When you get a hard-on after seeing something disturbing yet arousing.

Dude, that girl last night gave me a disturboner when she stripped naked and ritually smeared blood all over herself.

Disturboner by Chakrahn October 7, 2010