dildohands 

When a millionaire professional receiver drops a wide open pass as if born with dildos instead of hands.

There was no one around and he dropped the ball anyway. DILDOHANDS!!!

dildohands by TrickYTman December 6, 2020

Edward Dildohands 

A person named Edward disabled from birth with dildos in replacement of his hands, attached by parcel tape.

A low budget porno

An insult to refer to someone only fit for dildos with hands

A fetish pornstar

That man is such an 'Edward Dildohands'

Edward Dildohands by EDH007 October 21, 2010

Dildoeans 

A tribe of soldiers that attack with "dildos" and use helmets made of rubber.

Odysseus attacked with his fellow dildoeans, in search of the sword of Dildus

Dildoeans by FlipperMan November 18, 2016