diddleable

adj. Describes a member of the opposite (or same) gender, whom one would consider worthy of one's affections or sexual advances.

adj. The condition of reduced mental or physical faculties (i.e. drunk or asleep) which allows someone to acquire an out-of-their-league piece of ass.

"Wow, Katie is looking quite diddleable tonight!", said Shannon.

"She seems pretty diddleable tonight. I bet I can throw it in her once she passes out, or maybe even before then!"

diddleable by Spackle In Your Colon December 3, 2009

diddlehole 

The hole in the crotch of one's pajamas or other type of lounging pants that allows said person to diddle themselves without removing them.

Susan discovered a hole in the crotch of her pants and realized she could use it as a diddlehole.

diddlehole by twin88 March 11, 2023

Ass Over Diddleberry 

A saying, possibly from Georgia or nowhere, that expresses being completely blown off your feet, thus making your ass go over your diddleberry. Or whatever you imagine a diddleberry to be.

Person A: That Target Pizza made me go ass over diddleberry!
Person B: What? Diddle-what? That's not even a thing.
Person A: Yes it is! Everyone I know knows what it means.
Person B: I just Googled it and there's zero results.
Person A: *laughs maniacally*

Ass Over Diddleberry by TheCatKingAndI September 26, 2022

Diddleblop 

Small bold utility tool made for small areas. Round square areas hard to reach places elbows and mouth pieces

This diddleblop worked nicely for cleaning my bowl

Diddleblop by N8GNateG November 4, 2020