dick whacker 

Some who enjoys to whack their penis, usually with the help of a tool such as a hammer, plank of wood.

that guy over their is a dick whacker

dick whacker by qwertjohn May 17, 2006

Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker 

Noun
1.A person who you think would start whacking it, any time, anywhere if left alone for five minutes.

1. Wow, that guy is a real Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker. He said his mom almost caught him whacking it at 5 A.M.

Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker by Anonymous Cactus October 21, 2012

Dickhacker 

A female that tries to stop a man from getting any ass.

Guy 1: Yo man she is a straight dickhacker.. She tried to stop my fuck game bruh..

Guy 2: Yea.. She made me lose this tight little piece ass I was working on.. She straight dickhacking!!

Dickhacker by Tampa Nigha November 16, 2009