dick tongs
1. The thumb, index finger, and middle finger of a human male's primary hand. This is the typical configuration used to support and aim one's business during urination.
2. Fingers
2. Fingers
1. "It is nasty to not wash one's dick tongs after going to the bathroom."
2. "Get your dick tongs off my beer!"
2. "Get your dick tongs off my beer!"
dick tongs by Duckmeat March 9, 2005
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