dick stoned 

when you are stoned off the dick... not love...dick stoned

Damn, he had me so dick stoned!

dick stoned by Shaebake October 1, 2007

stoner dick 

like whisky dick, but the stoner equivalent. when a guy can't get it up because he's too high or just smokes too much.

"I was just steamrollin' hit after hit with the cute stoner chick but when we tried to fuck, I had stoner dick" said the lonely weed dealer

stoner dick by giant purple anteater December 26, 2011