december 9 

december 9 is a day when you get to slap your best friend in the ass for no apparent reason

*slap* god damn why do you keep slapping my ass gay shit

because its december 9

december 9 by clobamacare November 6, 2019

December 9 

If you were born on December 9, you're a legend and we share the same birthday. Only the best people could be born on this day.

Person 1: It's December 9 which is my BDAY!!!
Person 2: Same! We're both legends!

December 9 by My name is unknown to you December 3, 2019

December 9 

Ask out your crush day

Her: will you go out with me

Him: yes

December 9th

December 9 by Alliebaker55 December 2, 2019

December 9 

National Flat Ass Day
This is a day to celebrate all the flat asses out there. Don’t be sad about your flat ass be proud. They are equally appreciated.

Guy 1 “Damn! She got one flat ass.“
Guy 2 “It’s okay, it’s December 9, National Flat Ass Day.”
Guy 1 “You know what? You’re right we gotta respect this day.”

December 9 by flat ass nelly🍝 October 17, 2019

december 9 

a sagittarius. a bad bitches birthday. a day to celebrate 😋

c - when yo birthday ?
o - december 9
c - ay bad bitchs birthday

december 9 by joe momma 😋 October 15, 2019

December 9 

It’s National kiss your girl day. You have to kiss your girlfriend, she can’t kiss you. You can do it anywhere at school, work, home, the park anywhere.

December 9

- Hey so today is national kiss your girl day
-Ohh so you going to kiss your girl?
- Sure am!

December 9 by notyourgirl6777 October 26, 2019

December 9 

The day one of the most important and amazing person was born

It’s December 9th!

Happy birthday

December 9 by 👻 boo October 16, 2019