dead pot 

Unmaintened, big belly, opposite of "six pack". Also used for plants dead in the pot.

What do you prefer? Six pack or dead pot?

dead pot by Tshibourashka December 16, 2017

dead-james-potter 

best user on tumblr by far and the number 1 creator of james jokes we love loony loony is amazing literally funny as hell they're posts make my day and I love them a lot slayyy they're so cool

dead-james-potter the ceo of making dead james jokes

dead-james-potter by darkhumourlol April 5, 2022

potty dead leg 

When your leg falls asleep after sitting on the toilet too long

Friend 1: "Why are you limping?"

Friend 2: "I got potty dead leg after my long tenure in the fourth stall."

potty dead leg by AllByMySELF December 14, 2014

harry potter and the dead horse

The eighth book in the Harry Potter series. All copies of this book will be invisible to everyone except the owner, due to illegal book sharing, so everyone has to get their own copy instead of borrowing others, seeing as J.K. Rowling is a poor, struggling artist who needs every bit of profit she can get... right. (sarcasm, for those who didn't recognize it)

Person 1: OMFG! Harry Potter and the Dead Horse is coming out! Gee, I wonder why it has such a weird title... what do you think?
Smart Person: personally, I think it's no use beating a dead horse, like J.K. does... jeez, it must be fuckin' horseburger by now... figuratively speaking.
Person: Oh. I still don't get it.
Smart Person: See what I mean...

harry potter and the dead horse by RoseThourne August 13, 2007

deadpotatow 

hands down best twitter account
10/10 original content and very funny
a very nice, kind and sweet person

she’s also super pretty

person 1: deadpotatow is my favorite twitter account
person 2: me too she’s the best

deadpotatow by follow her twitter March 12, 2020