david rivers

The world's greatest player. Nobody is greater.

Girl: "I'm dating David Rivers"
Girl 2: "Really? You're so lucky!"

david rivers by Donk Danner June 27, 2017

Reverse David Blaine

This sex act is initiated when a woman gives a man a large dose of cialis to enhance his performance and then starts having sex with him in either the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position.

When the man goes deaf and blind from the side effects of the cialis the woman switches out with a friend and then taps out in morse code on the hand of the newly deaf and blind man an explanation of his hoodwinking.

No one would have sex with kate's friend jen because it got out that she had herpes. When kate's boyfriend cheated on her, they decided to reverse david blaine him. The poor bastard never realized it because he didn't know morse code and he still can't see.

Reverse David Blaine by MattWierman January 2, 2012

river davis morrow 

A fucking awesome friend. he always has your back but will tell you when you are wrong. He is trustworthy and cool as hell.

"My friend is such a River Davis Morrow! He always has my back and I could trust him with my life."

river davis morrow by 12u4y9489289498u January 4, 2017