daveking 

A person of high authority who is so good at what they do, but gives you a limited amount of freedom. In the end all you can do is applaud and accept your fair and unfortunate circumstances.

I was going to live right next to JP and we were going to party like its 1999. But I signed up late so daveking came along and placed me in the lame dorm. Why does daveking have to be so good at his job?!

daveking by dahhh10 December 7, 2010

daveing

The act leaving the smoke rotation during any part once first lighting has occurred. Usually to go and listen to Dave Mathews band or other similar suburb bands.

Corry- "Yo Jimmy where the hell is Dave going i just sparked up this blunt"

Vic-"yo dude don't dip in the middle of a blunt"

Dave-"sorry guys im gonna Daveing on you, got a new Dave

Mathews band CD".
everyone-"Bitch-nigga"

daveing by vmedhe2 July 5, 2010

Daleking 

When a female masturbates with the handle of both a plunger and whisk, whilst screaming at her vagina and anus "EXTERMINATE"

Trish nearly needed a wheelchair after her Daleking session last night.

Daleking by RedMan89 July 26, 2016

daveing it 

Doing minimum work, and getting maximum reward.

K: Dude I can't believe you got 3 exotics in a row.
J: I know right, I was totally Daveing it.

daveing it by Dr Manstache December 7, 2016

Daveing

The traditional form of listening to Dave Matthews Band, whether live or recorded, it is growing in popularity especially in suburban areas amongst high school students.

Guy 1: Yo what are you doing tonight?
Guy 2: Idk yet I was thinking about Daveing and hanging out with some bros, and maybe some LAX
Guy 1: That's a mistake

Daveing by TRich1441 June 8, 2009

davening 

Prayer. Used by Orthodox Jews and wannabes. Reform Jews say tefilla. Verb form: to daven.

Yankl's davening sounds like a dying cat when he davens from the amud.

davening by Clomes May 24, 2011