datuman 

a person with an existential crisis, is gen z, and is Filipino.

Lois: Hey Nilan did you know that by 2030, people who were born in 1995 will be 35 years old!
Nilan: Stop, your making me datuman bro.

datuman by datuman December 11, 2020

Datamandering 

The act of manipulating the definitions of your data post-hoc to take advantage of outliers or other positive abnormal results.

Manager: Our sales this month were horrible!
Analyst: But if you just circle this area here, or highlight this product- look, it's not so bad!
Manager: But our sales still sucked. You're just datamandering.

Datamandering by Totovader April 28, 2009

Daumantas 

A skinny Lithuanian that enjoys a cup of coffee and a good book

I saw this dude in a coffee shop reading a book today! I think it was a Daumantas

Daumantas by kelsothebear June 14, 2011

Daumantas 

Daumantas: a tall, lanky, blue eyed, blonde haired lithuanian retard. He often gets rejected by girls. He ejaculates into his eye often. he likes to pretend that people like him when they really hate him. he falls asleep in class and has a nasty habit of watching people make out and have sex. hes a part time creeper who likes to crash into other men. he likes dick.

other defintion: an ass

d: damn grilll wanna go out
girl: no u ugly fucker. why would i go out with a daumantas

loser retard homo faggot wannabe

Daumantas by guccigirl1234 December 13, 2010