dalenger 

When a drunk hippie falls asleep on your front lawn but you mow it anyway

After coming home for a lunch break to take a dump, I ended up being late so I called in sick for the rest of the day and decided to mow my lawn which led to a dalenger.

dalenger by Fritz Coldcocken June 22, 2017

darenger

sweet, loving, very cute, funny guy that will love you and help you through anything. he thinks he’s unattractive and thinks nobody likes him but if you ever meet a darenger, never let him go.

“i’ve heard of that guy he is so sweet and caring” “he’s definitely a darenger”

darenger by kkk69420 January 22, 2020