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Dairy free 

Possibly some of the coolest people around - especially if they’re wheat free as well
Have you seen mimi? She’s dairy free!
Dairy free by mxmi.cj October 18, 2019

on the dairy free G 

something a friend of mine from college says, meaning 'in all seriousness'; whenever you are using the phrase, put an emphasis on the G because it makes it more of a statement
"On the dairy free G I need to get my shit together!"

Sumner Dairy Freeze 

During intercourse, female breast milk and male ejaculate is collected with a ladle, then put in the freezer over night, the next day, said ladle is inserted into a bodily orifice (e.g anus, vagina, mouth) until it melts, it is then drank out of the bodily orifice by the partner with a silly straw and then puked onto the chest of the opposite partner.

NOTE: for extra pleasure donkey punch during any step.
Dude do you wanna go do Olive Garden?

no man i am full, i just had a "Sumner Dairy Freeze" with your sister

Douche