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cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner 

Someone who sucks your dick so well that you couldn't possibly cum anymore and then proceeds to swallow it or guzzle it down like a glass of water.
Wow that girl was a cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner, she got me off so good that I couldn't even think about getting head for another month.

Also what that guy Ty is (sorry if your name is Ty, but I made this name up just for him because he tea bagged me and it also is just his first name so I don't break the rules).

cum cleaver 

when the male or female cum on a cleaver and use it as a cum toy as they cut through there vigina/cock
emily used the cum cleaver on herself!