cryzzed 

The act of crying and jizzing at the same time. You feel bad for the act of copulation and/or masturbation but the feeling is so striking that you can't help but expel your seed.

I was trying to enjoy The notebook but I cryzzed all over myself when they had sex the first time

cryzzed by Immadafreakinpope July 8, 2009

crazzedllama 

term for a player on Xbox Live Halo 2- usually associated with terrible gameplay combined with idiotic actions

Man My teamates cost me the game, it was like playing with 3 Crazzedllamas.

crazzedllama by SoAznItHurts November 12, 2006

Cruzzed 

When one is drinking and isn't quite drunk and crazy (Crunk) but they are on the borderline and therefore are crazy buzzed.

Billy: YO Nick you drunk?!
Nick: Naa i'm just a lil cruzzed.

Cruzzed by Swampasss February 21, 2008