crunkacola
crunkacola by nelsonhernandez November 5, 2006
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crunkaholik
crunkaholik by crunk nutter August 11, 2008
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crunkanol
The organic compound you find in truly strong mixed drinks. It will get you crunk much faster than a standard ethanol beverage.
Brendan was sure to make his mixed drinks crunkanol. It makes all the bitches crazy for him.
Nighttrain is thought to contain a high crunkanol to ethanol content.
Make your mixed drinks with crunkanol, for a crunked up good time!
Nighttrain is thought to contain a high crunkanol to ethanol content.
Make your mixed drinks with crunkanol, for a crunked up good time!
Crunkalanche
Forcibly defecating "crunk juice" and food (potentially unmasticated)in an avalanche of diarrhea and solid waste.
May be used as a substitute for a "facial" to conclude mating rituals post coitus.
May be used as a substitute for a "facial" to conclude mating rituals post coitus.
Yo
I just got done wit a bucket o popeye's
Side orders of extra cole slaw & fries
Yeahh bitch, fuckin potato wedges, sour cream & chives
I give it about six hours ta marinate my insides
Just when it gets good n steamin
My lower intestine screamin, sphincter gets tired & starts leakin
I think it's about time ta start freakin
So i flip da rolodex to 'c' for 'cheerleadin'
Roll up a blunt as da bitch come find ma house
Got on some marvin gaye, light up candles, break da wine out
Open up a new dior cologne, git fuckin doused
Feed my girl champagne til she's properly soused
Then we start to get to the real fuckin deal
Bust out a shocker so she starts ta squeal
Squirmin just right, both our asses so tight
But she gonna git the present tonight beeyotch!!
Get her off a couple times, smack dat ass a bit
Then, just when i'm ready i go ta sit
Right on her chest, 'a facial' she'll guess
Aw shit, pinch hitter bring in da puckered eyelet
Then i let loose, streams o crunk juice
Flowin all down her cheeks, mixin wit unchewed
Ribs from last week, she can't even speak
Or i'm gonna make da bitch's tonsils reek
Unh!! Crunkalanche baby all in ya hair
I dont shat this bitch up beyond repair
Gonna have to soak her in a vat o nair
To get all my dried-up dingleberries outta there
Perfect shizzle -- what!!
Perfect shizzle -- hay!!
Perfect shizzle -- what!!
Perfect shiz--lil jon!!! Yeah!! (x98.6)
I just got done wit a bucket o popeye's
Side orders of extra cole slaw & fries
Yeahh bitch, fuckin potato wedges, sour cream & chives
I give it about six hours ta marinate my insides
Just when it gets good n steamin
My lower intestine screamin, sphincter gets tired & starts leakin
I think it's about time ta start freakin
So i flip da rolodex to 'c' for 'cheerleadin'
Roll up a blunt as da bitch come find ma house
Got on some marvin gaye, light up candles, break da wine out
Open up a new dior cologne, git fuckin doused
Feed my girl champagne til she's properly soused
Then we start to get to the real fuckin deal
Bust out a shocker so she starts ta squeal
Squirmin just right, both our asses so tight
But she gonna git the present tonight beeyotch!!
Get her off a couple times, smack dat ass a bit
Then, just when i'm ready i go ta sit
Right on her chest, 'a facial' she'll guess
Aw shit, pinch hitter bring in da puckered eyelet
Then i let loose, streams o crunk juice
Flowin all down her cheeks, mixin wit unchewed
Ribs from last week, she can't even speak
Or i'm gonna make da bitch's tonsils reek
Unh!! Crunkalanche baby all in ya hair
I dont shat this bitch up beyond repair
Gonna have to soak her in a vat o nair
To get all my dried-up dingleberries outta there
Perfect shizzle -- what!!
Perfect shizzle -- hay!!
Perfect shizzle -- what!!
Perfect shiz--lil jon!!! Yeah!! (x98.6)
Crunkalanche by TA, INC., Lil Jon, Zaphod, beakdotcom July 14, 2006
crunkalated
crunkalated by shonte' October 18, 2004
crunkacopia
Similar to cornucopia but instead of fruits and vegetables, you have various different kinds of alcohol.
crunkacopia by XTINA May 13, 2005