cross me 

Changing up on someone after exposing them to fame

Cross Me by Lil Wayne
Future: I shoulda known you would cross me

cross me by ayoo.yvi June 22, 2016

Don't cross me 

A phrase that means don't come near someone or to leave them alone.

Bf: I cheated on you 5 times.
Gf: Don't cross me anymore; fuck you! You could have just told me before you did that to me.

Don't cross me by Fall.4.me April 16, 2017

Nail me to the cross 

To put a beat down on a woman’s vagina usually happens during missionary

Im so horny i want him to nail me to the cross tonight.

Nail me to the cross by OTAJay December 27, 2020

When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash 

What you fucking deserve.

Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Some talk show host: I'll call the police!

Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*

When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash by ave_scientia January 29, 2020

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society 

Joker.

Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society

Murray: Call the poli-

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society by 10th State of the USA April 12, 2021

Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! 

An expression you say when you're in disbelief

Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!

Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! by Vftw November 8, 2007

Fuck me crocs 

You know like slutty crocs

Those fuck me crocs are really doing it for me

Fuck me crocs by BidnetMane August 4, 2022