cronycler 

A chronicler of events who tries to curry favour with all the subjects (people) he writes about.

1. How can you take his history books seriously? He's no chronicler - just a cronycler of the high-ups, he'll crony up to any such.

2. So you didn't like what I wrote about him, eh? Well, you'll just have to lump it, won't you, I'm not the chronicler you were looking for.

cronycler by vivauganda November 22, 2011

Chronicler Effect

When one adopts the persona of having a crush on someone not available to them (usually because they are fictional or along-dead historical figures) for the sake of a joke for so long that one develops a legitimate crush on them.

Named after a member of a history-themed discord server who acted as a chronicler of all the events occurring (this happens to be me lol).

Chronicler: I say Anna Komnene my beloved, but is it sad that I think I legitimately have a bit of a crush on her now?

Sokrates: Same, I think I might have actually got the Chronicler Effect. I 've got an actual crush on Belisarius as well!

Chronicler Effect by AnnaKomneneMyBeloved<3 January 20, 2023

conclersion 

When a remark made by somebody makes the conversation awkward and of a Sexual nature.

Friend 1: "I was showing my Wife a product."
Friend 2: "Was it a Sex Toy?"
Friend 1: "Well you just jumped to a conclersion."

conclersion by yougotpunkedboy February 10, 2017

Crondoler 

A green bean, often accompanied by carrots.

Person 73: This Crondoler is insane! How did you do it?
Person 936: I dunno. I just put stuff.

Crondoler by CigaroCigaroCigar October 7, 2025

Hays Highschool Chronicler 

A cool guy that knows a lot of things

Jeff:Hey hhs chronicler, you know that one guy named jerry?
Hays Highschool Chronicler:Yeah he lives at 521 West Maple Blvrd.
Jeff:woah that’s kinda creepy but thanks

Hays Highschool Chronicler by BigJoe620 November 20, 2023