crimpotent

When you rock climb for so long that you can no longer grab onto very small holds (crimps).

I have a chronically crimpotent climbing partner.

crimpotent by dwt2004 June 8, 2010

compotent 

A type of player which is compotent about his play style.

Player 1: wow, that guy is a Compotent Player!
Player 2: Yes he is

compotent by YouNeverKNoww October 1, 2018

Chimpotent 

A Chav who is impotent. Combining the two names.

I pulled down my girlfriend`s tracky bottoms and was still floppy. I must be a Batty boy and be Chimpotent.

Chimpotent by Daggg June 2, 2010