craptastifuck 

used to denote a situation which has gone completely wrong and ended badly for most or all parties involved.

Daniel: The police got me on 17 possession charges and I'm going to jail for life!

Nathan: Wow, what a craptastifuck.

craptastifuck by John Motherfucking Lennon November 15, 2006

Craptastick

when something is crappy but people like it

that is craptastick

Craptastick by jeli jeli June 27, 2010