cranky spanky 

Someone so pissed off that he/she begins to rip off people's pants and violently spank their gluteus.

Dude I pissed my girl of so bad that she pulled a cranky spanky in the parking lot.

cranky spanky by Mitchy mitch April 2, 2016

Skanky Cranky 

A so called female that has ruined herself from being strung out on mostly meth (not to elimanate other drugs)

Tore back bitch thats buckle as they come

"You see Toms new girl Robin?
"She looks ten years older then she is..
"shes definatly on that meth to look like that..
" ya shes your typical skanky cranky"

Skanky Cranky by PandaStatus November 17, 2015

Doodleberg crank and spank 

It is when you have 3 men and two camels along with a picture of hitler. The first man grabs the second man’s penis yelling doodleberg. The second man shoves his arms up both camels assess and yells crank and the third guy gets on his knees and takes turns blowing each camel while jacking off himself and the first guy. It is complete when the third guys mouth is full of camel cum yells out spank!!!

Dude we got so drunk we did the doodleberg crank and spank with these two Arabian camels

Doodleberg crank and spank by Derb1919191 December 14, 2024

crank it and spank it

When used in business: wrap it up and get on with the task.

Note: if you have an HR department you should not use this phrase in business.

“Okay team, let’s crank it and spank it!”

crank it and spank it by Shh shh shh August 1, 2022